March 30, 2011

Fat Chinese kids FOKDAT

In the red corner we got the “Shanghai Sumo” Lu Hao
THE SUN- THIS tragic toddler weighs nearly TEN STONE — aged just THREE. Lu Hao, from China, is dangerously overweight, and at 9st 4lb is FIVE TIMES as heavy as other boys his age. He is getting so big his family are scared of him — and have given up trying to stop the youngster from gorging on huge plates of ribs and rice. His parents claim he throws vicious tantrums if he doesn’t get third or fourth helpings of dinner. And mum Chen Huan from Dashan, Guangdong Province, admits: “We have to let him be as if we don’t feed him he will cry nonstop.” She said she has tried to cut down his meals in the past, but despite her best efforts he still managed to put on whopping 1.5st in the last year alone. He has already been banned from nursery over fears he might be a danger to other children, and usually plays alone at home.
In the blue corner we got the “Hong Kong Hamburger” Lei-Lei
DAILY MAIL– A Chinese baby has become so chubby he now weighs the same as a six-year-old child. Ten-month-old Lei Lei has been nicknamed the ‘Michelin Baby’ after tipping the scales at a whopping 20kg (3.1 stones). According to his mother, Cheng Qingyu, her son was a normal weight at birth, but thanks to his ravenous appetite he has steadily ballooned since. She said: ‘No matter whatever he grabs, he unconsciously puts it in his mouth. ‘His most favourite thing is to eat.
Talk about your heavy weight showdown. Man what’s in the water in China? I thought America had a problem with childhood obesity, shit China is breeding sumos left and right.
This is an easy pick though. It’s Lu Hao in a landslide. You know your tipping the scales of an unhealthy weight when you weigh so much that you can’t even open your eyes (Don’t be saying his eyes aren’t open anyway since he’s Chinese, you are better than that) The serious question here is how do we go about getting these two titans of toddlers into the sumo ring for an epic battle. If China is going to start pumping these mini Yokozunas out they might as well create something for these kids to try and get a little exercise. And if a little gambling is involved than so be it.
Morning Line Odds.
“Shanghai Sumo” Lu Hao -10,000
“Hong Kong Hamburger” Lei-Lei +7,000

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